Lindsay Lohan’s Prison Playlist

Posted: July 22, 2010 in News & Features

When she began serving her prison sentence yesterday, sometime pop singer Lindsay Lohan joined the ranks of Lil’ Wayne, Boy George and Tommy Lee as another music celeb who has landed behind bars. To commemorate Lohan’s jail time and give her a soundtrack for her stint in an orange jumpsuit, compiled 15 tracks about the pitfalls of being locked up. From Elvis to Akon, maybe these songs will make Lohan’s hard time a little bit easier. Warning, explicit lyrics ahead.

“Jailhouse Rock” – Elvis Presley (1957)
Sample Lyric
: “The warden threw a party in the county jail. / The prison band was there and they began to wail.”

“Locked Up” – Akon (2004)
Sample Lyric
: “Can’t wait to get out and move forward with my life. / Got a family that loves me and wants me to do right But instead I’m here locked up”

“Jailbreak” – AC/DC (1976)
Sample Lyric
: “Ain’t breaking no rocks on the chain gang. / I’m breakin’ out and headin’ home.”

“Stranded On Death Row” – Dr. Dre (1992)
Sample Lyric
: “I’m stranded on death row for pumpin’ slugs in m*th*rf**kers.”

“I Fought The Law” – The Clash (1979)
Sample Lyric
: “Breakin’ rocks in the hot sun. / I fought the law and the law won.”

“Chain Gang” – Sam Cooke (1960)
Sample Lyric
: “Hoo! Hah! Hoo! Hah! That’s the sound of the men working on the chain gang .”

“Prison Song” – System Of A Down (2001)
Sample Lyric
: “Nearly two million Americans are incarcerated in the prison system.”

“Dead Man” – Pearl Jam (1996)
Sample Lyric
: “I’m a dead man walking. / The hammer that I once brought down now hovers over me.”

“Folsom Prison Blues” – Johnny Cash (1955)
Sample Lyric
: “I’m stuck in Folsom Prison and time keeps draggin’ on.”

“Ashes In The Fall” – Rage Against The Machine (1999)
Sample Lyric
: “Ain’t it funny how the factory doors close round the time that the school doors close round the time that the doors of the jail cell open up to greet you like the reaper?”

“Jailbreak” – Thin Lizzy (1976)
Sample Lyric
: “Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak so don’t you be around.”

“Prison Girls” – Neko Case (2009)
Sample Lyric
: “The prison girls are not impressed. / They’re the ones who have to clean this mess.”

“Prison Bound” – Social Distortion (1988)
Sample Lyric
: “I’m prison bound. / I did a crime one too many times.”

“Women’s Prison” – Loretta Lynn (2004)
Sample Lyric
: “I’m in a women’s prison with bars all around. / I caught my darlin’ cheating / that’s when I shot him down”

“Prison Sex” – Tool (1993)
Sample Lyric
: “Do unto you now, what has been done to me.”


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